So, I went for a job interview 
and when the boss asked me what compensation package I wanted, I told him;
1. Well first I would like commission 
on everything I sell AND I want to see that percentage get bigger 
as I get better at my job.
2. Then you should provide me with my own website 
and provide free online training all over the world.
3. I want the opportunity to advance as fast as I can within the company.
4. When I do well, I expect lots of praise
, and recognition
and more bonuses
5. I want lots of all expense paid trips for me and my family
6. I would like my friends
and family
to work here too, that would be nice.
7. Also, I need to set my own hours, 
and only work when it suits me and my family
8. Lastly, I want all bonuses paid monthly in full. So when can I start???After he recovered from shock
, he roared with laughter 
“You’re dreaming love. You will NEVER find an opportunity like that ANYWHERE and if you do, come back and get me because I want to work there too” 
So I gave him my business card 
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